zaynspersonalbodyinspector:
hazzalovesboo:
bloodychickensandpigswithhair:
Not my photo, full credit to owner and discoverer of the cum marks. And yes, that is what those are. Those are not milk or glue marks, they are cum marks. Glue doesn’t leave marks like that. And neither does milk. I’ve seen cum on peoples’ pants before (yeah, I know…) and that’s exactly what it looks like. If it was just on one of their pants, I would’ve thought that person got laid by someone, but I wouldn’t be saying it’s Larry sex per se. However, both of them having the same mark at the same time, on the same leg? They fucked before coming out (no pun) and probably didn’t even realize it was there until after. If you spill milk on yourself, you notice it immediately and try to wipe it off with water. And milk leaves a wet mark, not white like that. And glue doesn’t leave a mark that looks like liquid. Glue dries up. Glue looks like it’s ON the pants, not IN the pants. Glue doesn’t get soaked in. Cum marks. Larry Stylinson quickie. Have these been the best couple of Larry weeks, or what???
management are shitting their pants right now.
Guess what, I looked it up, cum dries slightly yellow.
Guess what color it is.
Yeah…it’s slightly yellow.
I confirmed it using the eyedropper tool on photoshop.
Wow.
a job well done
i salute you photographer
HAHAHAHA that is fucking hilarious! directioners are awesome <3
barackfuckingobama:
I bet Spiderman left New York City for a day trip and when he came back, he saw the catastrophic aftermath of The Avengers and he was like
“I WAS GONE FOR ONE DAY. ONE DAY.”
Marvel needs to quit screwing around and just make a Loki movie already
tokidokifish:
totallytruetrivia:
After filming 2011’s Thor, director Kenneth Branagh noticed that the prop hammer -Mjolnir - had gone missing, distressing the famous director who had planned to keep it as a memento. Actor Tom Hiddleston, a longtime friend of Branagh’s, is reported to have taken the prop. He currently has no plans to return it, and is “not sorry.”
#IN WHICH TOM HIDDLESTON IS ACTUALLY LOKI
